Media Summary: The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe, and he's in Dinky Donuts. From This is also an accurate depiction of me trying to get a woman's attention in pretty much any social situation. "The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's going on with the papayas!" From

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The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe, and he's in Dinky Donuts. From This is also an accurate depiction of me trying to get a woman's attention in pretty much any social situation. "The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's going on with the papayas!" From "I notice people staring at my head because they like what they see." From A TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST BALLPLAYER OF ALL TIME. 4/25/99: Singer-songwriter Paul Simon stands in center field at Yankee Stadium and performs "Mrs. Robinson" on

Celebrate Frank Costanza with this classic scene from "You just don't know my sense of humor." From "We've been breaking up for ten hours?" From "Speaking of crazy, did you hear about Lloyd Braun?" From

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Kramer Sees Joe DiMaggio In Dinky Donuts | The Note | Seinfeld
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"Crazy" Joe Davola Attacks Kramer & George Makes Jerry and Elaine change Restaurants  | Seinfeld
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Kramer Gets Banned From Joe's Fruit Store | The Mango | Seinfeld
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George's Toupée Turns Him Into A Jerk | The Beard | Seinfeld
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Joltin' Joe DiMaggio
George Dates A Girl Who Looks Just Like Jerry | The Cartoon | Seinfeld
Paul Simon sings "Mrs. Robinson" on DiMaggio Day in 1999
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Kramer Sees Joe DiMaggio In Dinky Donuts | The Note | Seinfeld

Kramer Sees Joe DiMaggio In Dinky Donuts | The Note | Seinfeld

The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe, and he's in Dinky Donuts. From

Kramer - He Dunks, Yelp, Slams table - Seinfeld

Kramer - He Dunks, Yelp, Slams table - Seinfeld

Kramer on

"Crazy" Joe Davola Attacks Kramer & George Makes Jerry and Elaine change Restaurants  | Seinfeld

"Crazy" Joe Davola Attacks Kramer & George Makes Jerry and Elaine change Restaurants | Seinfeld

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Kramer DiMaggio attention

Kramer DiMaggio attention

This is also an accurate depiction of me trying to get a woman's attention in pretty much any social situation.

Kramer Gets Banned From Joe's Fruit Store | The Mango | Seinfeld

Kramer Gets Banned From Joe's Fruit Store | The Mango | Seinfeld

"The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry, I don't know what's going on with the papayas!" From

Seinfeld - Joe DiMaggio

Seinfeld - Joe DiMaggio

Seinfeld - Joe DiMaggio

Seinfeld - 03x01 - Joe DiMaggio

Seinfeld - 03x01 - Joe DiMaggio

Kramer saw

George's Toupée Turns Him Into A Jerk | The Beard | Seinfeld

George's Toupée Turns Him Into A Jerk | The Beard | Seinfeld

"I notice people staring at my head because they like what they see." From

hopped up on cinnamon swirls

hopped up on cinnamon swirls

hopped up on cinnamon swirls

Joltin' Joe DiMaggio

Joltin' Joe DiMaggio

A TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST BALLPLAYER OF ALL TIME.

George Dates A Girl Who Looks Just Like Jerry | The Cartoon | Seinfeld

George Dates A Girl Who Looks Just Like Jerry | The Cartoon | Seinfeld

"And she's quite a handsome woman." From

Paul Simon sings "Mrs. Robinson" on DiMaggio Day in 1999

Paul Simon sings "Mrs. Robinson" on DiMaggio Day in 1999

4/25/99: Singer-songwriter Paul Simon stands in center field at Yankee Stadium and performs "Mrs. Robinson" on

Seinfeld: You Want a Piece of Me? (Clip) | TBS

Seinfeld: You Want a Piece of Me? (Clip) | TBS

Celebrate Frank Costanza with this classic scene from

George Quits His Job, Then Pretends Like Nothing Happened | The Revenge | Seinfeld

George Quits His Job, Then Pretends Like Nothing Happened | The Revenge | Seinfeld

"You just don't know my sense of humor." From

Seinfeld - Joe DiMaggio is a dunker!

Seinfeld - Joe DiMaggio is a dunker!

Kramer witnesses

Jerry Dates A Sentence Finisher | The Frogger | Seinfeld

Jerry Dates A Sentence Finisher | The Frogger | Seinfeld

"We've been breaking up for ten hours?" From

The Jon Voight Car Is Destroyed | The Gum | Seinfeld

The Jon Voight Car Is Destroyed | The Gum | Seinfeld

"Speaking of crazy, did you hear about Lloyd Braun?" From